Because of the Theory of Datapalooza (http://wp.me/pCOhO-b), I well, dated, er.. a lot. Now dated can be defined as one or more rendezvous with someone of the opposite sex with the purpose of getting to know each other on a romantic basis.  Further, emphasis must be placed on the word dated in its most simplistic meaning – a date. There could have been one, two, or six, but the fact remains the same, they made the “dated” list if an outing occurred for at least one of said aforementioned date(s).

Now that we are in agreement on the definition of a date, I started thinking, reflecting, and analyzing that over the history of Datapalooza and its participants (i.e. my dates) there seemed to emerge occupational patterns.

There were the engineers: electrical and software (3); the doctors: family practice (2) and a resident  (he chose cardiology), oh and don’t forget the dentist (he’s a DDS Doctor of Dental Surgery – it counts). And randomly a profusionist.

Fasten your seatbelts because Oy vey! the Pilots : Navy helicopter, Marine helicopter –  (Cobra),  Marine plane –  (Prowler),  Air Force – Plane (F-15),( KC 135), Commercial (2)

There was the Marketing VP, the Firefighter (in a kilt no less), the writer who wanted to be a lawyer, the real estate broker turned law student, the chemist, the actor, the Green Guru, the Vagabond, the Russian, and the car salesman turned dealership GM, and the loan officer. Don’t forget the, I don’t really know, well understand what he did – he was super handsome though.

On to the military officers (naturally an occupational hazard): the Infantry Officer (Marine) and the Intelligence Officer (Air Force); oh and hello officer! the cop (3).

There are probably a few that I have forgotten, but I want to thank them too for making my journey clearer (and my belly a little fuller ta-he!)

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